Ask the Cat

((sorry guys i haven’t answered many questions lately, i’m still sharing the holidays with family, there should be more of them uploaded soon though! Thank you all so much for follows and questions I can’t wait to answer them all 8D have a happy new year!))

askmisterfreeze:

askthatdashingrogue:

ask-the-riddler:

Well you know… never trust a hippie. That’s why I don’t get along well with Miss Isley.

No seriously, I and Oswald are having a blast every single time we meet. Aren’t we, birdie-boy?

Indeed, my dear Edward, indeed.

The Bat is all yours to keep, my friend.

Batman….tried to kiss me….

Aaww poor Victor baby, don’t worry, i think we all got some bat kisses that night. Here, let Kitty make it better~ *mwah*

Hmmm….I don’t know really…Bruce such a sweetie and has all that money, so i know i could live my life comfortably…But without the rush and freedom… Bats has something else about him though, some mysterious…and dark…which I like. But in all honesty, the thing between me and Bats is just a game we play. I know I’m attracted to him and He’s attracted to me, but it wouldn’t work out in the end. He’s just too uptight and would want me to stop stealing, which I can’t, but at least the game is fun!

askthatdashingrogue:

batwhatever:

Mr. Cobblepot, could I get some assistance? I’m honestly unsure why….things flock to me.

I do believe you owe some of your prowess to our friend Gerald here.

Or perhaps it’s your inherent “naked sexual charisma”.

*snort* What a wonderful hat, Bruce. Pink is your color!

Oh i don’t think there’s much to tell. I’m just a big girl that grew up in a big city, i love cats and anything valuable and shiny. Gotham is a harsh mistress, she taught me how to survive and take what i need, and how to learn to love living life on the edge. That’s not too much is it, Isis?